![]() ![]() Yuri: Oh… right… well, I was looking at you on screen here, and in relation to the hummus beans, you looked small… but- nevermind that. Yuri: While I admire your pluck, little one-Īnonymouse: Ey, who are you calling little, you microscopic Meeporpian!! Roquesy: Planet Rennet!! Home of the Sacred Hall of Enzymes? Birth Palace of the Children of the Curdle? How do you know about that place?Īnonymouse: Hey, fuggeddaboutit, I know everything about you and your royal Gorgon family!! Me and my merry band of nameless rebels have pursued you from one universe to the next!! Following every stinky trail, every pungent puff, every sceptered scent. but they’re always trying to invent a better mousetrap, like we all don’t got nothin’ better to do, am I right? Then you’ve got… great alley cats!! Sound the alarm!!Īnonymouse: Lord Roquefort, ya Sally!! Prepare to meet your maker on Planet Rennet!! Say what confluence of meaninglessness brought your odd assortment of characters together? I see you’ve got some of my sworn enemies among you, the human “me”-ings, I like to call them, ‘cause everything is about them. I came up through the Brooklyn sewer system, so fuggeddaboutit, okay? But enough about me. There’s something amiss on dis here charcuterie tray, if you catch my drift!!ĭennis: Is that little sand mouse talking to us?ĭennis: And why’s he talking like a New York mobster?Īnonymouse: Who else you think I’m talking to, you wackadoos? Yeah, it’s Anonymouse Patucchi, at your service. But maybe you heard: I’m the sworn defender of all of the known universes from Gorgon Zola… or Benevolent Cheese as he’s known here!! But we’re not taking the cheese on that one, no sirree. Guri: Let’s see who it is first before flying into a panic, perhaps?Īnonymouse: Hey, keep your pants on… I’m right down here. Guri: Captain, your cowardice is showing again. ![]() Yuri: Who else is out there? Is this a trick? Should I lock myself in the war room again? Damn this sand!! It all looks the same!!ĭennis: Well start digging, I guess… it’s gotta be somewhere around here.Īnonymouse (Eric): Hey watch it, ya giant oafs!! Roquesy: Mmmm, well, I’m sure the passageway was around here somewhere. Guri: Ah, yes… we’re picking them up now.ĭennis: Are we seriously lost? We hardly moved around at all since we got here, but all this shifting sand has got me confused. Yuri: Oh fine… put them on the holo-screen and activate our external mics and speakers. And while the machine is warming up, I think your companions could use some help out there in the desert. Shipward!!! Warm up the embroidery machine! Guri: That’s it!! I’m filing a formal grievance with high command. Yuri: Well, I was always aiming for your frontal lobes! I didn’t mean too! Just a few errant blasts! Too many proton blasts to the baldersacks have seen to that. Yuri: You won’t ever have children, Guri. Guri: And if I ever have kids with wives who want to keep their names, well… you can see how unsustainable the hyphenated name practice could be… Guri: Well, a couple of my tree mothers wanted to keep their maiden names. How is it you have three hyphenated last names, Guri? And this blithering idiot to my side is my distant second in command, Gurishi Peoples-Jones-Stillman. I’m your host, Captain Yurishi Knucklesbreath, commander of this exploratory mission of the Meeporpian Royal Space Navy. I guess a multiverse does have feet… it has everything!! But here we are, launching right into the story line, when I haven’t even welcomed our listeners to another episode - Episode 9 of Season 2 - of Greetings Lurflings, the podcast that is sweeping the multiverse off its feet… if a multiverse had feet that is. He was never exactly the world conquering type, lounging about the casinos of Fanshooey. Guri: Well… maybe Lord Roquefort isn’t so keen on his family’s ways. Yuri: I have no idea what you are talking about, Guri. Sometimes the truth has a way of doing that. Guri: Or it just might set us free, Captain. Yuri: Telling him the truth could start a war!! Yuri: Yes, well, be that as it may, I’m not quite sure how to tell my friend that we. I haven’t quite taken to the lofty Gorgon prince like you have. But yes, before we help them with the search, we should discuss this delicate subject, Guri, of your being the murderer of our friend Roquesy’s father, back in our universe. Yuri: A case of the blind leading the blind it seems. ![]() Dennis is carrying him now, with Hank trailing behind. He looks to have passed out due to his paruresis a little while ago. ![]() Guri: Sorry, Captain… when nature calls, it calls… when you gotta go, you gotta go… sorry, C.C., I didn’t mean to bring up a painful subject for you. Yuri: Guri, if you could finish up with your dirty deeds and come out of there sometime this karflugon, we’re having a little trouble finding the wormhole passageway back to our own universe. ![]()
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